Not So Average Joe
*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

coalgirls:

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*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

kymherz:

caffeinatedsyndrome:

klotzblog:

I’m actually crying right now: dogs are beautiful and precious and loyal and happy and your dog loves you so much.  Such a good dog.  

Can I have every single one of them?

So much cuteness in one post is unbearable

kgm42986:

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

howthehoolychillz:

fixitfred:

fauxreal:

are you fuckin kidding me

I want one.

He tried so hard

impersonatr:

100timesrick-and-mortydotcom:

100timesrick-and-mortydotcom:

I FORGOT I HAD THIS KINDER EGG

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I’M AMERICAN AND LOOK AT THIS CHOCOLATE MIRACLE

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AND NOW THE SURPRISE, SHIT

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LOOK

AT

THIS

TINY

CAR

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I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT IS BANNED HERE, YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIME AMERICA

just once. just one day. please make the notes stop.

Nope.

America’s Next Top Fuckboy