Not So Average Joe
yourshadows-arebackfromthedead:

whoredinarygirl:

i’m about to blow my paycheck

TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY

yourshadows-arebackfromthedead:

whoredinarygirl:

i’m about to blow my paycheck

TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY

pmon3y69:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

pmon3y69:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

basileus-omniworks:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

Tourists everywhere on earth need to learn from Thor’s example…

@teamsolomeme

Would also like to chime in on the subject that Team Siren didn’t just disband for the community outlash, they had a lot of issues between each other as teammates and the way everyone communicated.

It was also bad that at the time of that team forming, a majority of them were high plats or low diamonds I think? Don’t quote me on that. They’re way better now than before, Alexa is master tier, and there’s other female League players coming up. Kereiautumn is D1 last I checked.

While I can’t say that we’ll see a female super team within the next year or two in the LCS or any of the other respective Leagues, I can say with confidence that we should expect at least one female gamer on a roster soon.

I only regret that they have to try two or three times as hard as male gamers to be taken seriously and the stereotypes that follow with it. Attractive? You must suck. Good at the game? You must be fat or ugly.

Just wanted to add that in. I gotta clock back in for work.

Nnngh.

GOD. I’m talking to this girl I’ve been digging for a little, she just played the meanest trick.

I asked her what she was doing after work tomorrow and she said she was gonna ask this guy out on a date and it just… It felt like the color left my face and I kinda just tried to play it off and then she’s just like.

Just kidding.

GOD DAMN IT.

berks-dragon-trainer:

probablyharrison:

onlyhestandsthere:

T for tender

he opens the door on the fucking hinges side

Oh, you thought this was gonna be a black and white depressing post, didn’t you?

berks-dragon-trainer:

probablyharrison:

onlyhestandsthere:

T for tender

he opens the door on the fucking hinges side

Oh, you thought this was gonna be a black and white depressing post, didn’t you?

pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.